ANGRY HOCKEY FANS

I will admit in the first 5 minutes of the game last night I got duped. This is how hockey is meant to be played. Great pace to start! — AHF (@AngryHabsFan) January 18, 2018 After that opening fluke goal the Habs had nothing.  The Bruins were faster. The Bruins played harder.  The Bruins were more skilled.  The Bruins looked like a team ready to compete in the playoffs of a new style of game.   Without regret I must announce the following: The tank is back on But did it really ever leave? Brad Marchand looked good, Patrice Bergeron looked good, Charlie McAvoy looked good.  All the Bruins had to do was show up, and two points were sitting there waiting.   Onto the Capitals.  Please sir, take our 2 points. 

Fuck you to all thy Habs fans, thou shalt pout whence thy Senators torch thy ass. The Karlsson will drink your blood and BBQ your flesh with thy new Weber grill. Finally a new BBQ. Steak season is here ! twitter.com/ErikKarlsson65… — Erik Karlsson (@ErikKarlsson65) April 23, 2013

Sens:  #11 Daniel Alfredsson fakes throwing his stick into the crowd during a Maple Leafs Game. And it was awesome. Habs:  #11 Saku Koviu Returns from battling cancer and returns to a mediocre career as a non french speaking Habs Captain. Sens:  Have a roster full of young players that just wooped your young rsoters but. Habs:  Have a roster full of young players who are nearly leading the team in points because the rest of the team sucks. Sens:  Original logo featured the flag of Canada with a backdrop of the Parliament buildings.  was a barber pole black and red jersey. Habs:  later stole that barber poll design with disastrous consequences. Sens:  Won Stanley Cups like 90 years ago. And then didn't exist for 80 years so it doesn't really count. Habs:  Won Stanley cups like 90 years ago, and then in nearly every decade after that except for the last 2 when the Sens also existed. Sens + Habs:  The Radek Bonk years *cold shiver...

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