Canadian Journalist Attempts To Breast Feed MPs Child At House Party

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Toronto Star - “Somehow, my pinky finger ended up in his mouth and I was astonished at the strength of his sucking reflex. ‘C’mon lady,’ said his eyes,” she wrote. “And I suddenly knew what he wanted. And I of course wanted to give him what he wanted. The only problem was, I had no milk. But would it be so bad, I wondered, if I just tried it out — just for a minute — just to see what it felt like?”

 This is all kinds of crazy.  Was she drunk? High? Does it matter?  

 Apparently she was 25 at the time and going through a period of feeling down.  So what better way to perk oneself up then with a small child sucking on your nipples.

 I kinda feel bad for the chick.  This happened a long time ago and now she has a decent career.  Tough break.  

 Take note everyone.  When confronted with this scenario best to opt not to let a strangers child latch onto your nips.  

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