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Were the EK Rumors Fake News?

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Today Bobby Mac went on Ottawa radio to confirm that the Erik Karlsson rumors were indeed factual, calling those who says it was fabricated "the biggest dumbass without an ounce of sense". SHOTS FIRED BY BOBBY MAC! I haven't seen Bobby get this fired up since, ever.  Essentially the idea was that bell media created a story out of nothing for ratings on deadline day.   That theory makes no sense, and with everything going on in Ottawa this year EK was for sure on the table to be dealt.  The problem is that to deal a guy like Karlsson it takes a perfect deal.  It sounds like Vegas would have been a top contender, and who knows maybe he still ends up in Vegas, but for now a deal couldn't be done.   Hey Ottawa maybe take a lesson from the fans in Montreal, if there are rumors your star defense man is going to be dealt, IT'S PROBABLY TRUE. Sens fans might want to circle draft day on their calendars.      

Lick my balls

Fuck you to all thy Habs fans, thou shalt pout whence thy Senators torch thy ass. The Karlsson will drink your blood and BBQ your flesh with thy new Weber grill. Finally a new BBQ. Steak season is here ! twitter.com/ErikKarlsson65… — Erik Karlsson (@ErikKarlsson65) April 23, 2013

Erik Karlsson/The Wolverine Uses Voodoo Spells to Rebuild his Achilles

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Its entirely within the realm of possibility that Dr Frink recalibrated Lisa's robot dance slippers into skates for Erik Karlsson. The last couple days have been pretty exciting for Sens fans (despite 4 straight losses) as Rihanna showed some love   and then Senators fans were treated to the following video courtesy of Mark "I guessed his first name" Seguin. He looks pretty good and is skating about 4 months sooner than doctors expected. He may have mutant DNA ala Wolverine  (sorry not that one, Wolverine ) and I could not be more excited as there is a chance that Ill get to see him play before September. There is no denying that Karlsson is the most exciting defenceman to watch in the world and probably top 5 of any position in the world. Sorry Habs fans but the attention Subban is getting for a Norris this year is only because of injuries to both Erik Karlsson and Kris Letang. Imagine a Senators playoff team featuring Karlsson, Spezza, Michalek and Jared Cowen ...